Humor keeps 'Mexican Mormon' going

It is pretty easy to spot the Mormon gene in Elna Baker. She has a familiar perkiness and breathy, child-like voice and uses two baby bottles and a diaper for props as she struts back and forth under the lights in the tiny comedy club.

But the only clue that blond, fair-skinned Baker might be part Mexican is the gauzy peasant shirt she wears for the late-night crowd near Times Square. Oh, and the title of her stand-up schtick, "I'm a Mexican Mormon."

It is a dissonance that Baker carefully exploits in her one-hour show, slowly crafted during four years as a student in New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. Last month, she performed "Mexican Mormon" at Don't Tell Mama Theater on West 46th Street, and now she is taking it on a national tour of college campuses. She plans to bring it to Utah and other states with large LDS populations.

Baker, from a multigenerational Mormon family, was raised in Seattle, Spain and England. She pokes fun at both sides of her family -- Dad's Mexican, Mom's Anglo. She uses hilarious material culled from a lifetime of dinner table talk, mother's lectures, a Spanish-speaking grandma and social climbing at the local LDS singles ward.

But make no mistake. This show is neither anti-Mormon sneering nor insider LDS jokes common in the burgeoning LDS film genre exemplified by movies such as "R.M." It is sophisticated and urbane, sometimes even raw, appealing to Mormon and NYU audiences. Sure, she deals in stereotypes, but she explores universal themes of identity, religion, ritual and, yes, the occasional absurdity of belief.

Not surprisingly, sex -- or the lack of it -- is at the core of Baker's comedy.

"I go to church with 800 other single Mormons," where The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints does its best to play matchmaker, she tells the audience at Mama's.

After-service social hour for these Mormons is often called "Munch and Mingle." Or "Linger Longer." "Chat and Chew," she says. "It's all about alliteration. If it were called 'eat and talk,' no one would come."

They should just call it what it really is: "Mingle and Marry. Eat and Elope. Consume and Consummate."

Many of Baker's Mormon friends swear they will have "V.L." -- "virgin lips" -- until they are married.

" 'On my wedding night I will kiss for the very first time,' they say. 'But not with tongue. Eeeeuw,' " she says. "I don't understand these people. It's like people who do extra credit when they already have an A."

If Mormon couples abstain before marriage, how can they know if they are sexually compatible?

"Thank heavens, there's Cosmo's 'Ways to Tell If He'll Be Good in Bed,' " Baker says. "I put them on flashcards and memorized them."

She once dated a guy who hung an "I took the road less traveled" poster in his room.

No, you didn't, she thought. "You bought a mass produced poster about being an individual. Good job."

In the bedroom, such platitudes might abound, she fears. "Come on, Elna. There is no 'I' in team. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush."

Sometimes, Baker says, Mormon prohibitions cancel out her Mexican lust for life.

"I got my tequila. I got my cigarettes. I got my Mexican sex appeal," she says. "Wait. I can't drink. I'm Mormon. I can't smoke. I'm Mormon. I can't have sex. I'm Mormon."

At dinner, the Anglo relatives talk about the weather and the food but not each other.

"Emotion doesn't sit well with them," she says. "I have an image of them, wrapping their heads with cellophane, wanting to look good for the afterlife. But actually, they're suffocating."

Baker sees humor everywhere.

It makes God laugh to see her friend Mary Anne decorate her rattail hairdo with rattail accessories, she says. "And so does the fact that I'm Mexican and Mormon."

For the most part, Baker's NYU friends enjoyed the show, she says. One told her, "You are the coolest religious person I've ever met. You make belief seem like a good thing,"